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[13 Jan 2009|04:49pm] |
[Gonzo's journal is left open, but face down, on his bed. In theory, anyone could say anything.]
Well, that didn't last long.
Seriously, just when it starts to look like we'll get some time alone for Kermit to work on his serious case of Bitch Dependency, GUESS WHO SHOWS UP. What'd she even DO to make them finally see what a headcase she is? Kick the shit out of some other pageant cunt for walking on her shoes or something? Wouldn't be surprised if that was what happened. Easiest ways to rile her up are by doing something to Kermit or doing something to her shoes. Or possibly her hair. And why did she need to come HERE, anyway? All that's going to do is make him get whiny, and clingy, and she's going to be bitchy, and possessive, and they'll be making out all the time -- IN PUBLIC BECAUSE MISSY NEEDS EVERYONE TO KNOW THEY'RE TOGETHER LIKE WE ALL COULDN'T TELL FROM THE WAY SHE DOESN'T LET HIM WALK 100 FEET AWAY WITHOUT WHINING! Hell, if we're bringing our girlfriends to the loony bin, then why don't I just dial up Camilla, tell her to be a dipshit with a knife, and get herself chucked in here too? That'd be pretty much the same as what Missy's pulled here.
This blows.
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